Sunday, October 31, 2004

Wake up ....

Asalamu Alikum,

Some may or may not have heard about the new book by Craig win.

Unfortunatly in this book he goes on to denigrate islam and the Prophet SAW.
Under no circumstances is this acceptable. Either he is extremly stupid or this is yet another tactical move to errode our imaan, strength and love for the deen.


Now normally I take no notice of trailer trash but this filthy dog has seem to have wondred off a little too far.
The beloved prophet of Allah has been slandred .... make your click count.
So please sign the petition to show your anger and disgust.

Lets stop moaning and do something.

Sign the petition

Jazak Allahu Kair

W'laikum Asalam

Friday, October 29, 2004

Mission Jummah...

Asalamu Alikum Peeps,

Hope everyone had a good Jummah.
Because i was close to home i had to go to my local masjid.
Now most people would say 'whats the big deal ?'.
well the big deal is that i know preety much everyone there. hmm again i hear people saying
'whats the prob dude'...

okay lemme try and explain ...

The Prophet (SAW) said ' .. the one who speaks during the khutbah has runied his Jummah'
(para phrase) Now when i go to my local mosque everyone wants to talk to me .... so its extremly difficult to uphold this principle. STILL CONFUSED? okay lets rewind and go back to old skool.

Jummah is a prayer that has to be prayed in congragation (Jammah/Jammat) on a friday at the normal time for Dohr/Zohr prayer and it replaces that prayer but only for friday.

The prayer is only 2 rakats (Units) but has to be prayed in congregation and you cant decide to do it at home. Also a very imprortant element is the Khutbah.
The Khutbah literally traslates NEWS. Now this is the oppotunity for the imam to relay and explain issues that are effecting us locally, gobally as muslims and to generally give us feedback of what is happening around the world or issues that are important at the time such as Ramadan. This is a fundamental part of the prayer. Now you are not allowed to speak during this speach. Even as to to say shhh to ur neighbour. If someone says salam then the Imam takes the responsibility to reply. No hand gestures or sign language.



Now because the prophet (saw) said you will 'ruin your Jummah' we cant take it lightly and must avoid speaking at all costs.

Savii... ? Kool

Tips

1. Go wearing camafalge clothing ( i went in my hooded top today)
2. Never make eye contact even with nod mates (note: explain nod mates)
3. Do not respond to any taps on shoulders or pats on the back
4. Do not have argument with donation collector about change from the fiver you just put in the bucket

InshAllah follow these rules and you should be alright .... but what ever happens pls do not speak during the khutbah.

Anyways peeps im off ......

wa'laikum Asalam

Stuffed like a turkey....

Asalamu Alikum Guys,

I think i've over done it with the food for iftar. It's those somosas
aghhhhh...
My sister makes these fantastic samosas with a spicy sardine filling...hmmmmm.
Anyways gonna go to Dragons place latter and might be doing Strawberry Cheese Cheese cake .. so should keep some space for that inshAllah.

erghhh now i know how a turkey feels... ( but in actual fact he dosn't feel anyhting cause hes dead).

Wa'laikum Asalam
Zahrah Abdur Rahman (Cutey... AKA- Zala)....And before you ask 'yes' shes another cousin sister.

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Yad- (Hand)

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T minus Zero ..........

Asalamu Alikum,

Its midnight guys .. I'm 27.
Okay its dosnt feel any diffrent to feeling 26 but i'm a year older.
Do i feel i yr wiser ??? Nah i think ive killed about a miilion brain cells just worrying about turning 27.

Phewww so i didnt turn into a pumpkin alhumdulliah. (But still suck here with the ugly sisters)



Okay i'm 27 .... big deal. ( Mental Note: Get over it dude )
SubhanAllah ... i think i've exhausted this topic. And now that im 27 its old news

w'laikum Asalam

Thursday, October 28, 2004

The Final Count Down ....

Asalamu Alikum peeps,

30 mins to go ....
SubhanAllah i'm gonna wave good bye to 26 :( soon.

Hellllp

wa'laikum Asalam

BOO- from Monsters Inc- Zaynah Abdur Rahman

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Fotography

Asalamu Alikum,

Howdy guys.
With all this recent bloggin ad uploading photos it reminded me how much i loved photgraphy. Maybe its time to wipe the dust off and bring it out again. HMM

Tired.... Need sleep. Need to shut my eyes.

w'laikum Asalam

Training Day part III

Asalamu Alikum,

SubhanAllah i made it without fallin asleep. phewww.
BTW we didnt have time to do half the training we wanted because a unexpected guest speakers went on and on and on and on and on .... and he wasnt even on the agenda ....
So we have scheduled in ...wait for it... YES another traning day ...Yipeeeee

Anyways Iftar time so i'm off to have some well deserved somosas with some nandos peri peri extra hot chilly sauce .... yummmmm

w'laikum Asalam

Training Day part II

Asalamu Alikum Guys,

Helllllllllllllllp. This is going on and on.
I wanna crawl into bed.

Anyways my bit is comming soon.
Why do i always get the slots in the end???
By that time if we havnt bored them to death they prob wanna throw tomatoes at us. ( mmm Sun dried tomatoes )

Anyways gotta go make dua guys that i dont fall asleep or get a cabbage thrown at me..... (mmmmm 'Khobi and Ghost' )

W'laikum Asalam

Training Day

Asalamu Alikum Guys,

Deeeeeeeeeeep Breath. Just going to go into a training event thats gonna last the rest of the afternoon :(
sooo booring but unfortunalty i cant get out of it. ( i've already tried).
Gonna have to do some workshops with the newbies as well as try and explain to them some cultural sesitivities with regards to muslims and in particular remadan and how you should not annoy anyone during this period on pain of death.

Anyways gonna do my Dohr before i go in so i have to go.

W'laikum Asalam

P.S I'm tired....
I would love some Chilled cucumber slices on my eyes..... ahhhhh.

Hungry... tummy attack from shreded wheat monster

Aslamau Alikum sleepy heads,

5:28 .... i just thought i'd upload some of my Turkey Pics. Enoy them InshAllah.
BTW im so hungry i can feel the shreaded wheat monster playing the drums on my tummy.
Okay gonna see whats on offer ... Hmm wonder what everyone else is having for 'Foota'.

see yah guys...

w'laikum Asalam

Ps.. Tin 'Amm' and 'Dood' eghhh. Double Cream and Fresh 'Amm' Yummmmmmmie.
Read the Quran, Inside Of Masjid, Istanbul, Turkey. (Taken 2004)

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Inside Of Masjid III, Istanbul, Turkey. (Taken 2004)

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Inside Of Masjid II, Istanbul, Turkey. (Taken 2004)

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Inside Of Masjid, Istanbul, Turkey. (Taken 2004)

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The Blue Mosque, Istanbul, Turkey ( Taken 2004)


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The Blue Mosque, Istanbul, Turkey ( Taken 2004)


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Aya Sophia, Istanbul, Turkey ( Taken 2004)


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The Prophet Muhammed's (Saw) Bow - Topkapi Palace, Istanbul, Turkey ( Taken 2004)

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Jee 'Chillin'

Jee 'Chillin' After iftar (I think he's had too much to eat)

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Jumping over Buildings

Hum's New trainers for Eid ( you would think with those springs he could jump over buildings)

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London On fire

The SkyLine Iftar time 26th Oct 2004

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New Evening Classes for Men

Asalamu Alikum Peeps,

I found this on another muslim blog made me lauf so i thought i'd share so here goes ...........


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
Teaches men....:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role-playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available>

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

The one where i was late

Asalamu Alikum guys,

I did promise my self that I would go to sleep early and Alhumdulliah I did manage to get a few hours shut eye before Fajr. But by the time I got up for ‘fota’, prayed my Fajr and got into bed it was about 7am.
I was rudely awakened by my boss at 10am I say rudely but I was supposed to be meeting some new starters at 10 and I was already 5 Mins late and still bed. (BTW my boss is super kool moer like a friend than a boss)
So I ignored his call and jumped into my phone booth and got ready superman style (minus the tights and cape)

Another day in the gruelling world of work. Another day on the hard paddy fields, attending to the cows and baking under the midday sun.... well not exactly I’m in a warm office writing this blog as casual as casual can get.

Started the day with training some new rookies on the job. It’s nice when you can mentor new people. Makes me think I should go back to studies and become a teacher. On second thoughts I always wanted to be a journalist but I couldn’t explain it to my dad come careers option time so decided to do law instead.

Anyways 4 days to go until I kiss good bye to 26 and into 27. I can ‘t think of anything good about being 27 apart from being Muslim, alive, family, Friends ... okay there’s loads of things to be grateful for ... Lesson of the day ‘ Be grateful for what you have’

Okay this is me signing off ...

W’laikum Asalam

Bandor

All this talk about mokeys made me think of this pic. This was taken in Gibralter (2003) or as we like to call it 'Jibrael Tarik' The Rock of Tariq. Poor Koysor he was only trying to be friendly

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Al-Hambrah Palace,Cordoba, Spain. (Pic taken during 2003 visit)

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Al-Hambrah Palace, Cordoba, Spain. Trully one of the wonders of the islamic world. Architecture at its finest. (Pic taken during my 2003 visit)

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Monday, October 25, 2004

monkeying about .....

All i did today was play with this blog.

Plus i manged to get the fams involved too. The younger 2 def don't need any encouragemt from me anything that involves mokeying around their up for it. Even managed to rope me sister in. Had a right lauf.

Anyways on a serious note i did say i was gonna try and get some sleep early ... but feel as awake as a guy whose been hit over the head with a wet haddock. ( basiclly i feel alert )

But tmro i've got to be at work for 10am .. :(

WANTED: IF YOU KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE PLEASE CALL 999 AND ASK TO SPEAK TO THE CAMMEL NAPPING HELP DESK !!!

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The many Moods Of Zaynah Abdur Rahman Part II (My cousin Sister and Sweety) 'Ayeeeeeeee'



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The many Moods Of Zaynah Abdur Rahman Part I (My cousin Sister and Sweety) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?



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The Nomads of the East ( East London that is !!!)

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Mount Blanc, Chamonix, France. Brrrr it was cold -10 Degrees
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That Monday Morn feeling

Asalamau Aikum

SubhanAllah before you know it another week started.
Another excruciating long 5 days until we hit the magic Friday feeling again.
How we all manage to get out of bed and hit our offices 9am in the morning is still a mystery to me.
I think it should be listed as one of those great achievements of mankind along side mastering the art of the ‘lungi’ tying.
But it’s that odd feeling that we all get Sunday afternoon about 3pm that almost brings about a wave of mass mourning.
My colleagues must think this guy never gets any sleep because he always looks like a zombie.....but I do. I’m usually that guy on the tube that sleeps right through his journey, snores and usually wakes right up on time to get off casually at his stop.


Anyways what have I planned for today..????
The usual planning meetings, meetings and more meetings. I’m trying to cram 6 weeks of meetings in 2.

Alhumdulliah still in Ramadan and its day 11 1/3 of the way there.
Unfortunately I don’t think my colleagues understand the essence of Ramadan I think some of them might even think that it’s an exotic curry. Can’t blame them really.

Thinking of planning an Iftar ‘party’ (before all you clubbers get in the grove there’s no music or disco)
Unfortunately this is a tricky one especially With bros from different ‘crews’. It can potentially turn into world war 3 :( .
I know we always talk about one nation one ‘Ummah’ but the reality is that in the UK we have wide spectrum of Muslims. From bradah Hook to the liberal we love you everyone tree huggers.
Well let’s see what happens InshAllah (Watch this space) but wanted to take this oppotunity to try out my culinary skills ‘what culinary skills' I hear u all scream. You will have to wait and see.

I just checked my b-day on Friday. Ahh who cares … because I don’t (actually I do … wish I had that crying smiley from msn)

Okay have to dash now and go and pray Dohr....

Smell yah later peeps

Wlaikum Aslam

Friendship Day..

Asalamu Alikum peeps,

[2:41 am !!! I know and on a work night SubhanAllah gonna be like a zombie at work tmro ..opps not tmro in a few hrs. Sheesh I really need to get my sleeping pattern sorted out]

Anyways just thinking about later on this month :(
Its gonna be my b-day or fondly known as 'friendship day' amongst the guys. (After I refused to take part)
But I'm gonna be 27 :(
I reaslise that I cant do anything about it but moan .... So hear goes moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. ( that felt better )
so gimme some advice all you 27 year olds ...
whats it feel like to be over the hill ?
How does it feel when kids make fun of you ?
and where do I get one of those trolleys? U know the ones with the tartan print that so many elders have. (Quite handy u know)
You never know it might come into fashion all it would take is that idiot David Bekham to walk down to his local post office with one. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time talking about him ... So I wont. Anyways going back to me becoming 27.
I guess deep down inside they prepare you for it ... Cause as soon as you hit 25 you have to tick the 25-30 box. So I think that lessen the blow because what their trying to tell you is you could be anything between 25-30 and no one would care :(

Help guys I think I'm having a post teen crisis. Aghhhhhhh. ( if there is such a thing )

SubahnAllah I remember talking the 'Michael' out of my uncle. How the tides turn.
But Alhumdulliah hes married and now is a proud father. She is so gorgeous her names Zahrah but I call her Zala.
I might put her pics up but will have to ask her pops for permission.
***sidetracking***

Alhumdulliah I feel better already.

I would love a warm milk with some cookies. But don't have the energy to go to the kitchen.
Or better still some strawberry cheese cake Hagen daz yummmmmmm.
There I go couldn't go 15 mins without mentioning food.

Okay guys I'm off.... gonna try and get some sleep before fajr InshAllah. And if I call you guys from A and E tmro you know I've fallen asleep and walked into a lamp post.

adios ...

walikaum Aslalam








Blogger who ?

Asalamu Alikum to all those that already know me and to those that might not.

But hey i finaly done it. Got my blog so inshAllah ur gonna be hearing much more of me. I know most of you guys proberbally thinking 'sheesh not him' and cries of 'nooooooo muje bachawwww' bollywoos style but i dont care.

I guess this is gonna be fab especially when i go on my Far east Mission ...(opps did i just call it a mission) *looks over his shoulder for the feds*

InshAllah in a few weeks ill be swimming in the turquoise ocean and listening to the sea brush agaisnt the sand ahhhhhhhhhhh i'm already there. i'll be sippin my dab water and thinking of you guys.

Some have called me sad for going alone but to be honest i dont care cause i'm going to the Far east :) Yipeeeee.
In the last few years i realised that if you wanna do something for yourself then 'just doooooo it' inshAllah. Stop talking about it and make the dream a reality.

Our ( 'The Guys') recent trip to switzerland was ace .. just what the doc ordered even though some peeps did call it 'wales' (no names mentioned)... funny enough i dont remember seeing any sheep.
But i loved it. Those mountains were just breathtaking. But i have to say it was the most expensive country i have ever been to. I mean who in thier right mind would pay the equivalent of £2 for a loaf of bread.... yes you heard me £2. If yah ask me i'd get in a car and nip to my local tescos for the buy one get one free offers.
o yeah a quick appolgy to the guys that went sorry bros i didnt know it was gonna be that expensive. Next time i'll make sure that we dont go on a bread and water diet.
But def one to do with the Mrs.
But my fav was Chamonix,France. I loved that place ..... such a beautiful valley. something straight out of a post card. Its such a shame that sham and my self own decent cameras and we didnt take either ...(camera episode- we forgot to take the digital camera. left it in the car)
and the water .......ahhhh tastes soooooo nice ( by the way i do consoder my self a coniseuer of water). Another place to take the Mrs.
i think all in all this would have been a real 'Romance in the stone' trip except we had 5 guys and def no romance. unless u count the occassion when Boss rolled over a bit to close to sham hehehehehehe enuf said their.

Anyways this is really addcitive i could never have imagined talking to yourself would be so enjoyable. (weirdo alert)

o' yeah before i go ... congrats to Shams and Sarah who are getting married March 6th 2005 wish you all the best guys. (Sarahs dads chick tikka is to die for yummmmm)

Anyways peeps already nearly 1:30am so i have to sign off siyonara.

w'laikum Asalam